BREMEN
Bremen
was crazy! The night we were performing there it was also the opening
of the oldest (in Europe? In the world?) fair grounds. There was
also a football match between Bremen and Dortmund. So there were more
people wondering in crowds than we have ever witnessed. So of course,
after the show, we convinced everyone to come to the fair with us. At
the fair we ate well (we ate potato pancakes, corn on the cob, pizza,
mushrooms and crepes) and we played carny games. It turns out that we
CRUMBS are all marksmen as we all won prizes shooting air rifles at
little targets. But it was really Lee whose light shone the brightest, a
small crowd gathered as he shot 19 targets with his 20 shots winning
two Naked Lady Lighters. Not satisfied with just winning at shooting, he
also had to win a creepy Micheal Jackson doll using The Claw!
Bremen, finally we have seen your fair. We like you. Thank you.
The show:
The
story of a shamed astronaut who is now divorced and in a custody
battle with his former wife. His son still loves him and believes in
him, but has pressure from his mother's new boyfriend who just happens
to be a well decorated member of NASA. It turns out the poor shamed
astronaut had accidentally killed all the members of his crew by being
distracted by aliens when he was supposed to be monitoring the oxygen
levels in the spacecraft. NASA has officially denied the existence of
aliens and thus have discharged him dishonourably. So, to win back the
respect of his son, he has lied about going back to space on a secret
mission. His son sneaks away from his mother and her new beau and
convinces his father to sneak onto a rocket and they both go into space
to pursue the proof of alien life needed to clear his name and return
him to glory.
The
story of a man who is slowly losing his supposed manhood after losing
his job. He gets the help of his best friend to find his manliness again
by getting a job on the killing floor of a meat packing plant. He
embarrasses his best friend by being grossed out by the thought of
cutting up the pigs and passing out at the sight of blood. His lack of
cliched manly things continues as he gives up drinking beer for
chardonnay and starts finding joy in baking and doing other
stereotypical “female” things. This escalates and eventual his best
friend is fired as well, which affects him in the same manner. As they
no longer find pleasure in watching sports and drinking beer, they both
find happiness together in less traditional male roles, realize they are
in love and spend their lives together. Awwwwwwwwww.
More updates to follow. Always behind on these updates, it always feels like I am jumping back and forth through time.
