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Euro Touro 2016 Part 1


CRUMBS are back on tour in Europe. It hasn't been since 2014 that CRUMBS have been together on European soil. Pretty exciting stuff right? And to think that it was way back in the spring of 2001 that CRUMBS first hopped over the pond from Canada to Europe so if I do the math correctly and crunch the numbers... it is the 15 year anniversary of CRUMBS on a Euro Touro. Wow, time does fly by. 










Here's what the little Euro Touro looks like:

Sat, May 7th - Hamburg

Thu, May 12th - Berlin 


Sat, May 14th - The Hague


Thu, May 19-May 21 - Leipzig

Sun, May 22nd - Baden (CH)

Sun, May 29th - Berlin




When CRUMBS was in Mannheim and Cologne.


The tour continues...




Mannheim
Mannheim is a town where there is a theatre called the TiG7. This is a theatre that has never steered us wrong. The audience and the energy on that stage has made it so we've never done a bad show there (… well, we don't do bad shows anywhere right?). Anyways, this time in Mannheim is no different.

The show:
Inspirations: "The Deathstar" and "Football (soccer)"

The show followed the story of a young boy who was terrible at football, much to the disappointment of his father. Now it turned out that when the father was young, he almost became a professional footballer. When he had his son, he had to give up his career and get a job to support the family. Well, it also turned out that the boy's coach was the father's best friend when they were young… wait, the coincidences don't stop there. It also turns out that the coach is the boy's father (imagine the scene where the coach tells the boy that he's his father…). In one moment of infidelity, the mother had slept with the best friend coach, so obviously there's been tension in the family ever since. Whoa.





We also got to see the inner troubles of the designer of the Deathstar, torn between doing a good job for the empire and feeling like maybe the rebels were the good guys. We even get the see how the Deathstar plans got into the hands of the rebels. We also meet a couple of collectors of Star Wars memorabilia. One seems to be more sinister and evil. One of them is simply looking for the final piece to his collection, a Deathstar prototype. Well, after trading an audience member's shirt for the final piece, we learn that the shirt used to belong to George Lucas himself. It turns out that he threw it away after banking Return of the Jedi, and that was the reason the "new" three movies sucked so hard. They both realize that the shirt must be brought to Disney so when they make episode VII it doesn't suck. Let's hope that happens.
P.S. The Deathstar is in reference to Star Wars and therefore inspired all the Star Wars references. I hope the German audiences were able to follow along without knowing Star Wars as intimately as a North American audience.

Cologne
We arrived in Cologne to do some workshops, no show. Cologne, it turns out, is not where cologne comes from. We taught workshops and had a relaxing time. We were able to relax thanks to Clamotta (our hosts) who helped us deal with the problems at our hotel. Sometimes people work in the service industry and are not "service" people. I don't know what happened to the guy at the front desk, perhaps he was forced at gun point to work in a hotel, but he should rethink his job and do everyone a favour and find new work, new work that doesn't involve any interaction with humans whatsoever. Do what you love and love what you do. I suppose that's easy for us to say, we have the best job in the world.
P.S. Cologne may not be where the musky male perfume originated, but they do have the SMALLEST BEERS IN THE WORLD!

Oh, I've been taking pictures out the window of the train using the panorama feature on my camera. I get some pretty interesting results. I will keep you posted with my panorama experiments. I hope you like them.


Thanks for reading the words. Thanks for looking at the pictures. Thanks for coming to the shows. Thanks for taking the workshops.

The CRUMBS tour continues...

When CRUMBS were in Bremen and Munich


We then made some stops on our tour. Our CRUMBs tour is sometimes a whirlwind, sometimes even a worldwind.

Bremen
Bremen is a nice town. Known most being the home of Beck's beer. Most German's consider it to be like the McDonald's of beer...

This time in Bremen was one of those times where CRUMBS splits in two and "double teams" Europe. Stephen teaches in one town and Lee teaches in another. In this case it was Stephen in Bremen and Lee in Karlsruhe. All I can say is that the workshops and the good times in Bremen were had (and from what we know, the good times were had in Karlsruhe too). 
P.S. I had the most wonderful Schnapps in Bremen. Lee had some horrible Schnapps in Karlsruhe.

Munich
Now Munich is always nice. It's always nice to us because we have the lovely folks at Isar 148 to take care of us. We ended up doing a show in a big tent (not our first tent mind you). The show was wonderful, as the crowds in Munich are always so pumped to have us in their town.



The show: Inspirations: "tweezers" and "love (butterflies in the stomach)"
The story followed two medical students at "The Best God Damn" Medical School. One of the students would faint at the sight of blood, so the other decided to help cure him of this most unfortunate affliction. The best idea he had for this was of course, forcing him to stab him in the eye. Bad idea, his eye goo all oozed out and he was blinded. As a result, they were kicked out of the school. The get reinstated they realized their best chance was to find a cure for an eye being stabbed. Let's just say that after stabbing the other eye, eventually both eyes were cured. Happy ending right?


The other story followed two roommates. One having the best day, the other having the worst day. The best day guy, let's call him Josh, had just met a girl and it was love at first sight. The worst day guy, let's call him Dave, had just realized his life was shit, his job was shit and he had nothing to live for. It gets kind of complicated, but, Josh almost loses his girl, she was choosing her career over love. She eventually gets to climb the corporate ladder in the calculator redistributing business and have love too. In fact, it was love that melted the heart of the "asshole" client who won her the promotion. Dave finds music and realizes that maybe life is worth living. More happy endings.
P.S. "tweezers" while not directly mentioned in the show, inspired the medical school story thread… really… it did.


CRUMBS the Euro Touro in Pictures

While on tour throughout Europe, we take picture. Here are some of those pictures we've taken so far.

 The crazy monkey fountain in Switzerland
 The "work 4 donuts" store
 The Friends Bar (yes this is real)
 Lee's birthday fireworks
 The famous "Naked Guy and Eagle" statue in Zurich
 The famous "Red Mohawk riding a Quad" in Zurich
 Insane Eyeball coat on a random older lady in Zurich
 Nice town in Switzerland
Bird's eye view of Zurich
 Flying to Berlin for the IMPRO Festival
 The London Police mural in Kreuzberg 36
 Me and Zurich down below
 Car crash, gas station, church
 On stage at the opening show in Berlin
 Another mural in Kreuzberg 36
 In Germany, wearing a Swastika is illegal except when in performance. This is from a performance at the Berlin IMPRO Festival.
 Oh crap, someone bought a bunch of ice and then spilled it while taking it home in their shopping cart.
 Me as an American soldier circa 1948
 A couple American soldiers sharing a smoke break
 Matt and Naomi sharing a dance at the end of the show. We played in three eras; 1981, 1948 and 1927
 Street art in Berlin is plentiful
The General and the Hippie (with Lee White and Randy Dixon)


There are still some word updates to come. The rest of the Switzerland updates as well as the Berlin IMPRO Festival update. Don't worry (I know you aren't worried). Thanks for reading and looking and being cool.


CRUMBS tours end


The CRUMBS fall tour of 2012 is all over... It was great.
Our last stops were in Idstein (a little village nobody as heard of) and Munich (a big village that everyone has heard of).

Idstein:
We did this show in a really cool venue in a converted barn. Really cool vibe. Can't wait to come back to this place. The show was about a love story in s series of flashbacks where a woman had to choose between her family and stability and the hot times she had with Rico. The scary story was a young newly wed couple who venture to a spooky house owned by some sort of demon.
Fun times.

Munich:
In Munich we get to hang out with Isar 148. We love them as anyone who has ever read this website before knows. We also got a dose of hang-outs with a number of other people. It was pretty much the best way to end a tour... with a reunion of friends.
Who did we get to see?

-Becky Johnson (who was in Munich doing a real honest to god play)
-Amy Shostak (in Germany to do the Wurzburg Festival)
-Christian Capozzoli (in Germany to do the Wurzburg Festival)
-Felipe Ortiz (in Germany to do the Wurzburg Festival)






Crazy lucky right?

Show number 1 in Munich!
 The bar of soap and architecture teaching show:
A shower without any soap leads Thomas to stumble upon a murder scene. The cops quickly arrest him under suspicion of murder... they aren't very good at being cops really. Meanwhile, an architecture student (who happens to be really bad at being a student) gets mistaken for a genius (with photographic memory). This leads him to work with other people on their Phd and eventually to work for the cops (who think he's a psychic). He eventually ends up forming a band with the cops (they all don't really want to do what they are doing, which is just as well). The band they form is Rush. Good name huh?



Show number 2 in Munich!
The undertaker and handkerchief show:
An undertaker hires a new employee who he sees as having what it takes, they both had an obsession with dead animals when they were young. The new undertaker ends up being a true artists and with his first corpse he is inspired by Picasso to deconstruct the human form. It is a hit and the business gets famous for the "re-invention" of the human body in death.




We also follow the story of a man who is in a dead end job and suffering. His boss tells him of a place he can go to dress better, because as everyone keeps saying "there's just something missing" with every outfit he puts on. At the shop he is given a handkerchief, not just any handkerchief, one that makes him irresistible. He is given a promotion and then even set up with his boss's daughter. The handkerchief of course gives him nothing but trouble and he is forced to give it back and accept his boring life.

Then we were done. And we again jumped onto a plane and flew home. Back to Winnipeg to sleep........ wait. NO SLEEP! We've gotta put on the Winnipeg if... Improv Festival!

 

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